The Funky Name Tag

My rock star name (first pet and current car): Mitzi Mini Van {I'm thinking my agents might have a problem with that one}

My gangsta name (favorite candy bar and favorite cookie): Carmello Chocolate Crinkle {Now I just need a brown velor jumpsuit that says "Juicy" on the butt and I'm set}

My detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Orange Possum {It's really not my favorite (although I do think it's awesome they can hang upside down from their tails) (Wait, those are possums right?) I've just passed a dead one on the side of the road a million times so it's on my brain}

My Star Wars name (first three letters of last name and first two letters of first name then the word "of" then a medication you are on): Bobna of Proactive {Hey it's medicine, kind of}

My superhero name (2nd favorite color and favorite drink with "The" in front): The Bright Pink "Conoco Concoction" {My powers are secret concoctions that will never be discussed}

My Nascar name (first names of your grandfathers): Jay Calvin {That ones a winner. Why couldn't my grampa's names be Lightning and McQueen?}

My stripper name (name of your favorite perfume/cologne and your favorite candy): Deep Red Mini Eggs {I'm not sure how, but that kind of sounds kinky!}

Witness-protection name (mother's and father's middle names): Lyn Bradley {Could it be any more boring??? Seriously, that would just not work for me}

Thanks for the tag Christy, I needed something to light a fire under my rear. I tag all 3 Laceys and Whitney. I would totally tag Molly but she just had her baby boy yesterday (HOORAY) so I'll give her a break!