Daniel..my sarcastic husband

So, Christy didn't officially tag me, but I'm copying her idea cause I think all of her ideas are clever (and she says she isn't creative). She tagged her husband Beau and I have in turn tagged mine, so you all can get a glimpse of what I live with daily! Please understand that Daniel is a smart A.. so half of his answers are serious and half are totally sarcastic but all are unedited, of course!


Two names you go by:
1. Wheetie
2. Re (short for retarded) :) my personal favorite

Here are his serious ones:
1. dbob
1. bobik

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. My towel shorts
2. garment top

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. My Wife
2. In her hawaiian coconuts

Two favorite pets you have had/have:
1. Jaxton
2. Blaykli

Two things you did last night:
1. Took a dump
2. Spooned with my wife (those should not be in the same sentence)

Two things you ate today:
1. Bagel Sandwich
2. Oatmeal

Two people you last talked to:
1. Charlie
2. Natalie

Two things you are doing tomorrow:
1. Scrubbing the bathroom
2. Working Out

Two longest car rides:
1. Greyhound bus from Cedar City, Utah to California when my car broke down in Utah somewhere. The bus had no air conditioning.
2. From Utah to Oklahoma in a 26 foot Uhaul pulling my car behind it with Jaxton and Eddie in the cab with me.

Two favorite beverages:
1. Lemonade
2. Our Special Mix (it's Lemon Lime Gatorade with Cherry Flavoring that you can only get in one store in Stillwater)

5 Random Facts about you:
1. Someday I want to write a book.
2. I was hit by a motorcycle on my bike on my mission.
3. I've had 2 root canals.
4. I ran into a brick wall playing football on my mission.
5. I want to be an Athletic Director at a college.