Monday, September 22, 2008

Dang it....

Me after church yesterday: "I am so hungry I could die."
Jaxton: "I wouldn't even care if you died."

Then I had a pity party for myself....
Now I'm considering trying a new parenting strategy....

Friday, September 5, 2008

You know it....

What about yours?

Would you rather....?

I can't believe it's taken me this long to get back to's hilarious! Our friends Christina and Adrienne introduced this to us in Chicago. Don't go spend your money on the book though, I will share the funniest one with you and there are a few questions in there nobody should ever have to think about!! The funnest thing to do is make up your own and laugh your little butts off!!
Here we go...
Favorites from the book:
Would you rather....
compulsively mumble, "Kibbles 'n Bits. Kibbles 'n Bits. I've got to get me some Kibbles 'n Bits" anytime you run or walk swiftly.
have a condition whereupon becoming increasingly irritated, more and more popcorn starts to pop out of you pants?
Would you rather live in a world...
where all dirty words and vulgar expressions were censored with silly bleeps, and buzzes.
where when anybody tooted, confetti came out of their pants?
Kristi's best (so far):
Would you rather...
have your boobs in your back or your butt in your front?
Now here is your assignment. Come up with the best Would you rather..., leave it in the comments and the best one is going to win a prize. I don't know what yet, (I will let you know when I do) but it will be good!!!
Deadline for comments will be September 14th!!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Just another reason we love John!

John: "My boss' bosses are coming later this week and so he made a big deal about looking good and makin a good impression... which I think is a load of crap, but anyways, I really came to work like this today..."