Thursday, February 26, 2009

I needed a good laugh today....

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling.... 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


Thanks for the laugh Angie! What makes these so dang funny is that my sister and I would totally do some of them!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

1st Photo Shoot...

My little Sassy Pants

Thanks Lacey!!!
Check out her blog here...

Monday, February 23, 2009


Why should I get a facebook account?
Leave me a comment and let me know.

True Statement...
It's even worse when it's your maternity pants that are too tight!!!
Have a good Monday!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

86 more... I'll make it to 100 eventually!

1. I could not live without a camera. I own 3 just in case something happens to 2 of them.
2. I don't realize how much I love my dog until I can't find him.
3. I don't drink a lot when I travel cause I hate to have to stop to pee.
4. I am a fast reader but not half as fast as my friend Fig.
5. If I didn't have long eyelashes I would get implants.
6. I plan on getting plastic surgery one day-not to get bigger boobs, just to put them back where they belong once I'm done having kids.
7. I'm not much of a purse person.
8. Shoes on the other hand are some of my favorite friends.
9. My favorite fast food restaurant is Chick Fil A!
10. I will be discussing stretch marks with Heavenly Father.
11. I over use exclamation points like no other and I love it!!!!!!!
12. I love water sports!
13. I love Disneyland!
14. If I had the last name Wiener, Butts or Whitehead (known one of each) I would get it legally changed. Or I would have refused to marry the guy until he had it legally changed!!
15. I can do a pretty good Praying Mantis impersonation.
16. I can also do a mighty fine Ace Ventura walk.
17. A perfect day for me is one that has so much laughter my sides and cheeks hurt. I've had lots of those!
18. I CANNOT sleep in cars.
19. I get slightly addicted to Diet Coke anytime I'm around my mom for an extended period of time.
20. I'm pretty sure I ate an entire bag of licorice by myself today with no help.
21. I love celebrating birthdays, don't care who's it is!
22. I'm going to be ticked off if I never have a brown eyed child.
23. I really am not a nice person when I am pregnant.
24. I was an attendant in the Jr. Prom Royalty in high school.
25. The guy who was an attendant with me was approximately 12 inches shorter than me. I was afraid of tripping on HIM, not the stairs, during the promenade.
26. I love to google people I know. Try it!
27. My bra is no longer a bra, it is an OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER!
28. When I eat trail mix I have a sequence: 1 raisin, 2 m&m's, 1 almond and 1 cashew. I throw the peanuts away.
29. I am starting to feel a little overwhelmed about the concept of having 3 kids.
30. I love to wear hats.
31. I'm glad Blaykli has the personality to be in the middle of 2 crazy boys.
32. My independence drives Daniel nuts.
33. Double strollers terrify me.
34. I hate that OU fans claim both Red and Crimson as their school color and on that note...
35. I can't wear Red or Crimson in Oklahoma without an OSU fan accusing me of secretly being an OU fan and them really having a problem with it.
36. I love my crocs!
37. I have boxes of momentos from previous significant relationships.
38. I have them because I know my children will have similar experiences and I want them to know I was their age once and that I can relate.
39. Daniel is totally cool with them and I think that says a lot about him as a person.
40. I plan 95% of the things my friends and I do, not that I mind, it's just the truth.
41. I only own 3 pairs of high heels.
42. I hate missing church.
43. I'm not a huge fan of animal prints of any kind.
44. I got picked up in a tractor for a date once.
45. I love to fish but haven't been for years.
46. I love to hunt but haven't been for years.
47. I love to camp but haven't been for years.
48. I DO NOT find huge muscles attractive. If your neck is missing, lose some muscle dude!
49. I love the sound of laughter.
50. I love to feel my babies move inside my tummy.
51. I have to be in the mood to do creative things or they turn out really ugly.
52. I want to live closer to family eventually.
53. I have brushed some of my gums away because I brush my teeth too hard.
54. I don't eat a lot of candy because of it, kind of feels like a cavity.
55. I refuse to make a cake or sugar cookies without making homemade frosting or icing.
56. I am probably one of the most naive people in the world.
57. I'm totally OK with that.
58. Some things really disturb me.
59. I get the hurty kind of chills when I have bad dreams.
60. I put my feet in Daniel's crotch to warm them up every night.
61. The fact that I can't decide on a name for this little boy is seriously driving me crazy.
62. I am 3 pounds away from my delivery weight with Blaykli and I have 10 weeks left.
63. I AM NOT okay with that!
64. I have only watched 1 rated R movie in my life (Saving Private Ryan) and I hated it.
65. I enjoy trying out new recipes but I get really ticked off when they are total flops.
66. I have an official "Happy Dance" but not many people have seen it (consider yourself lucky if you have)!
67. I can't wait for my sister to get here this weekend!
68. I'm not sure how I am going to pull off doing the Horse Dance 30 weeks pregnant.
69. I do not like dark chocolate or semi-sweet chocolate.
70. White chocolate is my favorite!!!
71. I'm not very good at flossing my teeth.
72. I take a bath almost every night before I go to bed.
73. I don't shave my legs past my knee in the winter.
74. I miss my friends that live far away.
75. I love listening to church music.
76. I seriously have "wonder boobs" when I'm pregnant.
77. They went from an A to a D in about 28 weeks time.
78. Daniel gives me lots of shoulder rubs because of the dang things.
79. I love to decorate cakes!
80. I own about 15 different cake pans, not quite sure why?!*
81. When I go into Victoria Secret I buy sweatpants cause they are sooooo sexy!
82. I am not a touchy/huggy person.
83. I'm in the potty training process with Blaykli. She is a champ!!
84. I've taken a nap almost everyday the last 2 weeks. Please don't call me between 1:30 and 2:30 p.m. central time.
85. I have a silky blanket that I have slept with for over 10 years, it's falling apart.
86. Daniel has tried countless times to replace it, with no luck.

Valentine's Day 2009

Valentine's Day was a blast this year!!! My anonymous friends and I made so called SCANDALOUS picture books for our husbands which really weren't all that scandalous, I just like saying the word! I'd love to give you all a slight preview for curiosity sake but I'm not going to:)... Daniel was a HUGE fan of the book and I was most impressed by my much needed improvement of the "sexy" face and my anonymous friends photography skills, she is a natural!!

*Ok I lied, here is a glimpse and the difference in my "sexy" face in one years time. Pretty impressive, don't you think? Oh and yes, that is a boa (oh la la)*

After we gave our books to the hubbies we met up for dinner.
Lacey and Jason

Kristen and Jason

Michele and Glyn

Lacey and Sam
Fig and Dizzle
and the Cheesers! (that should really be our last name)
Hope you had a day full of so called scandalous love too!!!

p.s. not all parties shown above were involved in the scandalous stuff, I'll keep that information anonymous!!

Welcome to my week last week...

Yes this is our couch with mounds of clean laundry on it and Eddie on top!

It was a rough one!

OKC Thunder Game

Daniel was able to get a suite for a Thunder game down in Oklahoma City a few weeks ago. I was a total slacker on the picture taking but this little beauty is really the only one that is post worthy. I'm pretty sure these Thunder Girls weren't wearing any Thunderware!!!

And I'm pretty sure the guys were totally OK with that!!!

Sorry to the wives that were excited for the professional photographers picture of this, I totally lost the card.

Monday, February 2, 2009

I need help...

My creativity is always lacking during the pregnancy months, it's horrible. I need to come up with a cute Cool Chick's Maternity Shirt for boys so that I can wear it at the end of this month when Kristi and I do our yearly "Horse Dance" for the crowd.
The Maternity shirt for girls says, "Hooray! It's a Cool Chick"
with an arrow pointing at the belly.
Whitney gave me some ideas for boys, my favorites were:
"Cool Chicks are gonna dig me"
"Cool Chicks Construction Zone"
Leave a comment with an idea of your own or tell me which one of those you like best. I will give a prize to the person who's saying I print and it won't be a maternity shirt (unless your pregnant and you really want one)!