I can't believe it's taken me this long to get back to this....it's hilarious! Our friends Christina and Adrienne introduced this to us in Chicago. Don't go spend your money on the book though, I will share the funniest one with you and there are a few questions in there nobody should ever have to think about!! The funnest thing to do is make up your own and laugh your little butts off!!
Here we go...
Favorites from the book:
Would you rather....
compulsively mumble, "Kibbles 'n Bits. Kibbles 'n Bits. I've got to get me some Kibbles 'n Bits" anytime you run or walk swiftly.
OR
have a condition whereupon becoming increasingly irritated, more and more popcorn starts to pop out of you pants?
Would you rather live in a world...
where all dirty words and vulgar expressions were censored with silly bleeps, and buzzes.
OR
where when anybody tooted, confetti came out of their pants?
Kristi's best (so far):
Would you rather...
have your boobs in your back or your butt in your front?
Now here is your assignment. Come up with the best Would you rather..., leave it in the comments and the best one is going to win a prize. I don't know what yet, (I will let you know when I do) but it will be good!!!
Deadline for comments will be September 14th!!
16 comments:
Popcorn, confetti, and butt in front (can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be to sit on your boobs?).
Still thinking of my own . . .
Would you rather have a high pitched sound go off everytime you bent down or over OR smell like B.O. for the rest of your life???
Would you rather look like a cave man (or woman) OR act like a dog everytime you see a cat
would you rather burp a fart or fart a burp??? GROSS!!!!
Tony wins.
Natlie,
Just so you know..it syas Tony but that was ALL Julie that came up with that. So when it come down to prize giving...it's all me baby!!!!
would you rather be reincarnated as a toilet bowl brush or a plunger?
somehow adam knew about this game before he saw the book. it IS a fun game. here's his best (mine are usually lame so I can't remember them): would you rather be beat to within an inch of your life every day or be a quadraplegic?
Dude, that bums me out.
I think we should all have to ANSWER each of these - that's the point of the game, right?
I'll go first: high-pitched sound (I don't think it would be hard to adjust to not bending over as much - except imagine church with kids! Dang), look like a cavewoman (the ones in 10,000 B.C. were pretty hot, all things considered), burp a fart (sick!), because my burps are loud and my, uh, other stuff isn't, plunger (at least those aren't used as often), and beat, because eventually I think you'd get used to it.
Would you rather have to run and smell your husbands farts everytime he lets it go or eat your boogers everytime your nose is full?
P.S. I moved here to Germany after you right after you left. I am one of Julie Russo's friends and she told me to look at your blog. You are hilarious! I wish we knew each other!
Would you rather...be roomates with Marlyn Madsen OR your worst enemy?!
In a tribe in the deepest forests of Africa...when a tribe takes over another village they ask would you rather have a T-shirt or tank top? (Referring to cutting off your arms!)
Would you rather give up bathing OR Blogging!? That is for all you hard-core bloggers out there :)
would you rather have no clothes dryer or no dishwasher? i had neither for 6 of my last 7 years...
I'm thinking. Oh no, only one day left till deadline. Yikes!
Fart a burp for me...and I would hate to sit on my boobs especially if I were nursing!!
Can't think of an original "would you rather"...
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